So because of my Job fucking up on my W4 form thingys when they converted it to computer, I now owe the Tax God demons $242.00. I can not express my joy over this in words. 0.0... and they wont let me head down to the office with a baseball bat either.
So what else is up today?
Mona wanted to file a report on “Workplace Violence” because her plant in her old office was “Hacked” as she stated it several times. She of course blamed her “Arch Nemesis” Lida. Okies yes, laugh it off. Really. Want a sample of my report? In mock form...
Victime Mona Lastnamehere found in her office that her house Plant which drapes through out her entire Office ceiling was “Hacked” back to nothing. The vines were left in place, but all ties to the base of the plant have been severed.”
Ooooh some huge report. Okie so I didn’t word it like THAT but that’s the feel of it. Of course I had to work with te Sheriffs that were there. As well as Mike, the Sup that was there. T owhich HE had to call up his sup and tell her that he had a “Report of Work Place Violence of a plant” to which the rest fo us had issues with not laughing to the point of fertilizing our pants and carpet. Gee thanks.
Humor aside, when I went back to my side of the building the Baka janitor who speaks only Spanish set the alarm so I set it off. Think they give me codes? Nope. It’s a Security thing (HELLO!? I AM Security! Fuckers.) anyhow. SO I have to flag her down. Have it turned off. But she doesn’t understand me. Till I get it throw to her that I need my crap. To sign out (which was 20 minutes late. No I wont be paid for that.) lock the doors, and grab my things to leave. I do.... and find out that when I went IN the building, she set the alarm again. So when I left I set it off ONCE MORE. But she had left already. So..... and here might be my job on a line but I doubt it...... I left. With an Alarm going off. And I don’t care.
On the bright side, Erin found a Fic that Julie found for me years ago. I missed it. It’s a bad but amusing percy/Oliver Fiction. And I am going to place it here so I don’t lose it. And so others and laugh at it. And so if Julie (if you read this) can reread it and laugh at the good old days. Oh yes.
The Fic: http://www.geocities.com/percy_perfect/percy6.htm
Um...... my lip is swollen again and my nose keeps bleeding. BUT the WONDERFUL news is that its cold as fuck here and raining (much colder feeling then all the time I was in Canada. How odd yes?) They say it might snow tomorrow if your up at the ass crack fo dawn and it’s raining. HA I doubt it.
Anyhow. In the long run, my mood is alright. Though I wanna chew my lip off. Need lip balm. . .
Love and Hershey’s Kisses.